normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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