god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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