mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
is it fun? or sober?
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