yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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