She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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