I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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