You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
did i just pee glitter
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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