what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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