I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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