how can u be prego again
and you said cock pushups were impossible
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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