i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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