yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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