I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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