Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Please don't give away my fajitas
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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