i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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