I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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