You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
