Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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