Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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