Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
as a side note pls kill me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Randomize
