i don't like sucking hair
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
