How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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