Porn is love you can see.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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