What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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