I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Randomize
