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say what?
wanna hang out?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
North Korea, Best Korea!
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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