There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
smell my finger.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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