Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
