My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Semen is not good for contacts.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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