Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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