I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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