even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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