is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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