You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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