we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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