the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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