Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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