I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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