have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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