i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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