He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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