I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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