ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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