facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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