brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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