Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Pooping to opera.
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