I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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