found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
