Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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