She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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