pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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