im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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