I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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