on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Idk if I want to put a bra on
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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