Got a toothbrush?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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