I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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